If this ain’t the perfect revenge, I don’t know what is. However, it’s not something I would do myself. I have thought about it, but 1) I don’t have such pictures and 2) I’m just not that kinda guy. But it’s still the best revenge ever:

David Simmons, 56, of 3032 Cimarron Trail was charged Wednesday with eight counts of felony unlawful photography, criminal impersonation and felony vandalism.

Sheriff’s Detective Ralph Mayercik said Simmons and the woman engaged in a sexual act and Simmons allegedly took her photograph during the act without her knowledge.

“She dumped him” later, the detective said. “He didn’t take that well and decided he was going to get even.”

Simmons allegedly printed the photographs and send the pictures in Christmas cards to her family. Some family members opened the card while she was able to intercept other cards.

He allegedly called the woman’s ex-boyfriend and sent him a telephone message with the photograph, he said.

Source: The Murfreesboro Post

GAINESVILLE, Fla. — No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.

The school has a plan for responding to the undead on its Web site among outlines for dealing with hurricanes and pandemics.

The exercise lays out how university officials would respond to attacks by “flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals.” It notes that a zombie outbreak might include “documentation of lots of strange moaning.”

A University of Florida spokesman says the exercise was written by an employee at the school’s academic technology office to “add a little bit of levity” to disaster preparation discussions.

Source: The Columbus Dispatch

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